"how could she claim our only natural satellite?"

I asked Cynthia if she would go to a play with me, I was astounded when she said yes. If you had ever seen Cynthia, you would have been astounded also. When the play was over we caught a horse drawn buggy back to the car, she looked up at the moon and told me it was hers, as I looked at her, I was in no shape to argue. What followed was a kiss to be remembered always