had this song for 6 months before I ever played it. Turns out to be the song that gets the biggest response! Oh well, I'll take it.
Lyrics
A J Bigler
103 Northcrest Court-Nashville TN, 37211
(615)260-7627-ajbig@hotmail.com
BAIL MONEY
By: AJ Bigler
My shorts are flapping form the flag pole, I don’t know how they got up there
Right now I ‘m wearing someone else’s pants and I don’t even care
What was I doing in the fountain at 3 AM , Is this some kind of joke
I told that officer the simple truth, I was doing ... the back stroke
He asked if I was drinking, I said I only had one beer
I pointed the five gallon jug on the side walk, the crown let out a cheer
(Chorus)
So I called my daddy on the phone, he said “son you sound kind of funny”
I said hi dad how ya doin’ heh heh first things first... Bail money
(verse)
Well I heard that hard work never hurt noone, but I’m not taking any chances
I’m a sensitive new age kind of guy gotta have the right circumstances.
So I got me a full ride scholorship on my daddies American Express
But he got real suspicious of my motives when found
14 pizzas three cases of beer on the bill, and a party dress.
Well the cops came by and broke up the party and gave us a ride down town
You’d be surprised how comfortable a paddy wagon is
When you don’t know up from down
(Chorus)
Well I want you all know that this story has a very happy ending
You’d be surprised what 30 days in jail will do to your attitude about spending
It’s been 25 years I got a boy and he’s off to school
He’ll probably just like I did the price of being a fool
Sure enough he called me on the telephone, I said son you sound kind of funny
He said hi dad you ya doin’ heh heh first things first.. Bail Money
Exit dialog
Copyright Arnold Bigler 2008